Hi. It’s me. I’m mad.
And I’m ginger.
Very ginger.
And I am so mad right now it’s actually shocking.
Because, certainly, I’ve googled ‘Ginger’ before and seen all the photos of ‘Ginger Kids- Help Them’ and so on, but I must say, this time I was very shocked.
When I got in from school, (it was a half day today) I got out the top of the lap and watching a TV advert based rougly around red heads, I googled again.
Only 1-2% of the planet’s population is red haired.
*Gasps*
and I am so mad right now, because I went to urbandictionary.com and typed in ‘ginger’ and read the shitty definitions.
Mhmm.
And I got mad because on that page there was an advert (which is always related to the page’s contents) about healthcare.
So what are we trying to say here? Being ginger is a disease?
Nope.
Apparently, ginger people cannot go out in the daylight- due to almost vampirish qualities.
Sigh.
Well, if you’re saying I’m vampirish, then I’m fine with that (in a slightly twisted way).
*Ahem*
and I don’t know if Stephenie Meyer meant this, but Victoria was a ginger villain.
:L
Hmm. Ah well.
I suppose I can’t really ‘Ah well’ this off, because anyone can make fun of a ginger person.
In an N-Power TV advert, one of the banners were ‘Some things you can’t choose’ and that banner was over a family of ginger people.
I’m sure anyone who has looked into this will have known about South Park’s input (‘Ginger Kids’ and ‘Kick a Ginger Day’).
Was Edward Cullen not supposed to be red haired? I’m not entirely sure.
But anyhoo, I am proud to be in the 2%, and I hope other redheads are too.
Rant over,
goodnight,
Buttcracksanta x
